Save the trees
Whenever I go to the public or office toilet, I would first wipe the bowl clean, and then lay two layers of tissue on every centimeter of the toilet bowl cover. I think each time I go to the toilet, I would use up 2 meters of toilet paper. May be one day, my ass would be held responsible for this.

There are some irresponsible people in my office that squats on the sitting toilet. Excuse me mister, there is a squatting toilet in the next cubicle. Are you doing this because you feel good when you hear your shit drop from great heights into the calm water?
I don’t do this when I’m in a well kept toilet such as those in hotels and at home. To save some trees, may be my office can install some of these.

Or educate those bastards.